OK, we'll admit it. We love Kelly Osbourne.
Our love has remained steadfast through weight gain, weight loss, blonde hair, black hair, pink hair--as well as her less-than stellar performances as a reality TV star, recording artist, fashion designer, and rehab three-peater.
Yes, she's had a checkered career, but the important thing is this: she's not biting the heads off bats.
We love her. Even when she has us asking "What's black and white and red all over?"
So we went all lioness-defending-her-cub when we heard that her mother
and her father
refuse to "let" their 24-year-old daughter
marry her young man.
OK, maybe Luke Worrell's not what they're looking for in a son-in-law. For one thing, he's a model, so he's gorgeous. And he's so young and un-infamous that no one has even bothered to write a Wikipedia article about him yet. Which could be the problem. Maybe it's like the situation in The Munsters, when the Munsters thought their pretty niece was a hideous monster. Maybe Luke needs to get freakier?
Well, we think he could manage it.
So we just have one question for Sharon and Ozzy: ARE. YOU. CRAZY? Or are you just trying to fill the vacuum in the media created when Michael and Dina Lohan decided to shut the hell up for a change?
Look at them. Look how happy your daughter looks.
We say it's true love. And we say the kids are all right.
Yes, Sharon and Ozzy are crazy.
Wouldn't it be great if Kelly and her man got married and settled down in the burbs?
I could see Kelly as a soccer mom :)
Oddly, I think Kelly's like Marilyn in The Munsters. She's the weird one in the family because she's normal one in the family. Kelly totally rocks!
I've always liked her too. But I thought they just said she should wait a year, 'cause she's recently out of rehab again and it's not the best time emotionally to start a marriage...or something like that.
See, I read that it was *5* years, and the idea of telling your 24 year old to wait five years to get married struck me as a sign that Sharon and Ozzy were smoking something.