Monday posts on Mamarazzi can be hit or miss. Either the Mamas get lucky and some celebrity parent misbehaved badly over the weekend or else the Mamas start scraping the bottom of the post barrel because everyone was on their best behavior and even kept their underwear on.
This weekend brought the Mamas a bonanza of big news to share:
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart got engaged.
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.
Congrats to the happy couple! After seven years, it's about time. We do wonder, however, if he ever thrills her by putting on his battered fedora and snapping his whip for her.
And then there's the news that Bruce Willis got remarried over the weekend.
Photo courtesy of People magazine.
We won't comment on the 22 age difference between the newly-married couple or how the new Mrs. Willis is closer in age to her new step-daughters.
But what has the Mamas captivated is all the stuff floating around the internet about Madonna:
She supposedly fired her nanny because the nanny had the audacity to give notice.
She's planning to adopt another child from Malawi and will be sending her personal assistant to pick out the child. Her personal assistant? Really? Madonna honey, adopting a baby may seem a lot like buying shoes, but it's not. Go meet the candidates yourself.
And rumor has it that she has dumped her boyfriend Jesus Luz -- either because he was fooling around with a much, much younger woman (you know, closer to his generation) or because the inappropriateness of the relationship would affect her chances of adopting again.
That last one has the Mamas snickering more than a little bit. Madonna, breaking off a fling because it might affect her chances at adoption?
Yeah, we're pretty sure her reputation can handle that one.
There's a 22 year age difference between Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart too. Just saying, if you're going to snark Bruce for it...
Kelli, excellent point. For some reason, in my mind, Harrison is still only about 50.
but can Ford still do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs?
(and he's 'only' 50% older than Flockhart, Willis is 69% older than his mrs....)
The Bruce Willis chick looks like a teenage Demi. Hell, she looks more like Demi than her daughters!
I *heart* Harrison Ford. I always said he'd be the father of my children. There's just something so rugged and sexy about him.