Dear Ashton Kutcher,
There isn't a person with functioning eyeballs who doesn't know that your wife, Demi Moore, is not only a hot 46 year old mother of 3, but a hot woman in general. We suspect it's the holy trinity of good genetics, healthy lifestyle and a discreet plastic surgeon, but who cares, the woman is smokin'!
You're a handsome guy and you dress well and most of the grown up world considers you to be one of their own...
However, Ashton, can we call you Ashton?, it's a wee bit, let's say, tacky, to take a photo of your hot wife's ass and plaster it all over Twitter. Especially when you caption it with, "Shhh, don't tell wifey" you sort of look like you a twat...
Or a 15 year old.
Take it up with your stepdaughters, we're sure they can set you straight.
Fondly,
Mamarazzi
P.S. Tell Demi we said, "Nice ass."
Or she let him do it as the most subtle way for her to say to the newly married ex, "My ass is still hot you know." Because sometimes a woman feels the need to do that kind of thing when the father of her children is marrying someone the same age as them.
Nice ass? True. Also, impossibly teeny tiny ass.
Carrien: Snap! I hadn't thought of that angle. Love it.
If I had an ass like that I don't think I would mind having it plastered all over the internets.
(Three kids and no cellulite???? Seriously??? Who did she sell her soul to????)
I suspect that any of us, if we had someone else to clean our houses, do our grocery shopping, pay our bills, do our cooking, and hey! give us the right plastic surgery and enough training (yes, there is some sweat equity there) might be able to get close to that.
And oh yeah she knew what he was doing. He wanted to get laid again this year.
I think it's only fair now that Demi takes a picture of Ashton's ass...I wouldn't mind giving a little looky-loo at that :)
And that beeatch actually looks good in big ol' grandma white undies. I look like Dame Edna in drawers like that. Sigh.
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