Britney's back, bitches! She's started her Circus tour and it's quite the extravaganza. Just look at those costumes!
How DO her costume designers come up with their ideas? Clearly, they've garnered inspiration from Brit's real life.
If you can't beat the L.A.P.D., join them.
Britney recreates life under Daddy's conservatorship.
Wisely, Daddy makes Britney wear a chastity onesie.
Having discovered that K-Fed's out partying instead of watching the Tater Tots, Britney goes after him with a club.
Here, Adnan begs Britney to repeal the restraining order against him.
And of course, Britney pays homage to Chester Cheeto.
Photos: Splash, WENN, Kevin Mazur/Wireimage
Totally batshitcrazy.
I think she stole the new one from Michael Jackson.
Is it wrong of me to be happy Britney is "better" simply for the endless material she so easily provides?
Remember the good old days when musicians just got on stage and sang? No dancers, no special effects, no endless-changing-of-costumes...