This hasn't been a good week for Nadya Suleman.
On Monday, her publicists quit. Now, you might be asking yourself, why would a woman who just gave birth to octuplets need a publicist? But look at it this way. She's very busy taking care of her 14 children and drunk-dialing Angelina Jolie. What little free time she has has been spent visiting plastic surgeons to see whether she can get a few extra breasts to help handle the breastfeeding load.
And yesterday we found out that her parents' mortgage is in default. And she might become homeless.
We're sure this isn't what Nadya had in mind, and as always, we're here to help. Here are some fundraising suggestions for Nadya. Any one of them would take care of her housing difficulties. (Disposal diapers are another thing, though.)
1. Become a fertility goddess. Goddesses don't pay mortgages, yo.
2. Product endorsements. Yes, again. Hey, it's worth a shot!
"Octomom says 'I cleaned up my act--with Octagon!'"
3. Start an orphanage. OK, orphanages are totally 19th century. But Nadya could start one and then sneak their kids in with the other ones. And hey, maybe Madonna will adopt one.
4. Star in a movie remake. (Sorry, Nadya--not Mr. and Mrs. Smith.)
5. If all else fails, find a really big shoe and move in.
hahaha! Love the big shoe comment!
TMZ reported that Octomom was looking at a $1.2 million home. I mean, it could just be rumor, but still!!! This is what TMZ said:
OctoMom's Million Dollar Crib!?
Posted Feb 19th 2009 3:20PM by TMZ Staff
UPDATE: 4:54 ET PM. We just called back our contact at Century 21, the agency that has listed the house. They claim Nadya is indeed an interested buyer. But here's the rub. We're told a big TV show has the house for the day and is there doing a sit-down interview with Nadya....
UNBELIEVABLE!!! We've confirmed OctoMom Nadya Suleman is looking to buy a home listed for $1.24 MILLION!
Octo is there right now ... the house is in Whittier, California. It has 4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms and a pool with no safety gates. Perfect for 14 kids.
A real estate source tells TMZ the owner canceled showings today specifically because Octo wanted to see it. She needs it because the house she's living in now may be on its way to the auction block -- as in foreclosure.
How is she getting the money? Put it this way -- this chick works the media better than Obama.
Poppy, you're brilliant.
Alex, if TMZ reports it, I'd put money on it being somewhat true-ish. They don't usually make stuff up or get it totally wrong.
Maybe the network is paying for the house in exchange for the reality show. I'm still wondering how she was able to pay cash for in-vitro? It's really a cash and carry business.