Clearly not being fans of current affairs and therefore not abreast of stories such as this, and this, the Kardashian clan have added to their brood of Playmates, nude Peta models, and future strippers, by adding a chimp named Suzy to their already ridiculous family.
Mamarazzi is counting on Suzy... to go ape sh*t.
Aren't they scared of being called racist?
Maybe E! will get lucky and Suzy will attack whilst the cameras are rolling!
Maybe Ryan Seacrest and the monkey are actually the same person.
I wasn't aware the House of Hooker Animal Act didn't already have a monkey. Kim can train it to perform in her next sex video.
they'll all be flinging poo
soon enough...