Dear Suri,
It's okay. We understand.
(Image courtesy of Dlisted.)
We'd hide our faces too if our father was whoring himself out to promote his crapstastic movie and and if our mother was wearing a bizarre combination of $900 shoes and a bathing suit cover-up.
At this point you, dear child, might be the only sane and non-drugged member of your happy little family.
Honestly Suri, we don't even know how to help, but we'll give it lots of thought.
Love, the Mamas of 'Razzi
What do you think readers? How can we save Suri?
Katie, think flip flops for your next trip to the beach...
I think the only way to save Suri is to get her new parents. Maybe Brangelina can adopt her :)
Katie should have worn wedges or espirellas, but not heels. Hell, even some cute casual canvas tennis shoes or something. But not heels! Maybe she is trying to be like Shauna Sand?
That's it! They're Shauna Sand training platforms!