Whether due to an urge to purge or just needing cash for more Jesus juice, Michael Jackson is paring down his possessions and selling them to the highest bidder.
As seasoned garage sale experts, Mamarazzi took a look at some of the offerings and has some advice for the former Thriller.
This is a definite keeper. It could serve either as the Naughty Chair when little Blanket needs some time to chill the hell out or could be the Chair of Honor that gets used by someone on their birthday or when something good happens, like the one day they don't get beat up on the playground for being named "Blanket".
Another keeper. Making new items out of old clothing is a HUGE thing in the crafting world, and while we've never seen anything made out of rhinestone socks before, we think they could be turned into adorable softie hedgehogs.
Yep, go ahead and get rid of this and save your children the future hassle of pulling it out of the attic and throwing it above the mantel when you pull in the driveway to visit them.
Ditto on this one. GAH.
Now this train teapot is pretty cute, especially if you have a Thomas fan in the family. You should sell it, but only to us and for $8.
Keep. This jacket will come in handy for an 80's theme party or if one of the kids joins the marching band.
This also needs to be put in the Keep pile as it's actually a money saver. Tell the kids if they lose a glove THIS will be the replacement. You'll be amazed at how well those kittens will keep track of their mittens!
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You name both your sons "Prince" and you're gonna get rid of this stuff?! Keep it and let them sell it at later date to pay for their counselling.
Oh geeze. He couldn't be happy having talent?? A talent that made him rich beyond belief?? He so obviously had/has a HUGE problem with delusions of grandeur...