Pardon us for still being in a state of shock that anyone would do this to herself, OK? But reality appears to be sinking in for Nadya Suleman. Hello? Babies are expensive. So while she waits for Oprah to call, Octomommy is doing what she can to raise much-needed cash.
She started a web site
where you can donate money. Which is a start, but this picture (caution: skeeve alert) gave us some other ideas for ways for her to raise cash. Product endorsements!
How about
because seriously, those stretch marks? Make us think of the globes in the Rand McNally store.
And Nadya would be a natural as a spokeswoman for these
because you just know her bladder will never be the same.
N.B. Mamarazzi to Octomommy: "Cheaper by the Dozen" is a movie.
I heart you guys.
How about some birth control ads? Or a PSA saying that babies should not come in litters? Or a letter from the welfare dept saying that there is no taxpayer money to raise your kids so maybe you might want to check into giving them up for adoption?
Is her website just temporarily down, or did she shut it down after bad press?
I agree with you about Nadya, ick.
"Cheaper by the Dozen" is actually about a real family and was a book before either of the two movies. The real parents of the Dozen were efficiency experts.