Everybody's favorite birdbrain Heather Mills cut her signature long hair quite short recently. We think her new hairstyle is for the birds.

Photo: scuze a me
Our apologies, cockatoos. We love and respect you and didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.


*guffawing* I would never have thought of this!
At least the cockatoo doesn't need a touch-up. Gawd you'd think with all the money she got from Sir Paul that she could afford the FULL treatment along with the stupid hair cut and get rid of the dark root thing she's got going there.
Internet rumor has it that she's burning through Sir Paul's money at an alarming rate... Perhaps Ms. Cockatoo doesn't have the money to get her roots done? Even a box of Miss Clairol might be too much for her.
She is a freak and so is Mcartney. Every time I see his pretend 'cheeky chappy' face I just want to punch his lights out