You probably thought we'd have something to say today about Charlotte Church's home birth or how utterly fabulous Sporty Spice looks even though she's going to pop any minute now.
Nope.
Nor will we comment on the Martha's tips for taking care of herself (we thought she simply had a pact with the Devil) or Madonna's new (and totally unnecessary) diet.
Nuh uh.
Instead, today we're going to be even more shallow than we usually are. Today, dear readers, we're going to skip celebrity parenting and talk instead about the Golden Globes last night. It appears that some people have good fashion sense and others do not.
Here are some fashion tips from the Mamas of 'Razzi to you:
DO -- Look smokin' hot, no matter your age:
Brosnan, Pierce Brosnan -- Damn, he's fine. Mrs. Brosnan is a lucky woman.
DON'T -- Forget to brush your hair.
Drew Barrymore -- Channeling Marilyn Monroe after a bender?
DO -- Accentuate your assets.
Salma Hayek -- Workin' it like only she knows how.
DON'T -- Wear a bib with your fancy dress.
Rachel Griffiths -- What the fuck was she thinking? We don't know if she's pregnant or not, but either way, the dress is NOT GOOD.
DO -- Coordinate with your husband and generally look FAB.
Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgewick -- Still going strong after all these years.
DON'T -- Dye your hair to match your dress.
Rumer Willis -- Proving once again that being the child of celebrities does not mean one actually has talent. Or taste.
DO -- Hide the crazy.
Tom Cruise -- Doing his best impression of a normal human being.
DON'T -- Be mistaken for one of the awards.
Jennifer Lopez -- If she can't win an award, she'll just have to look like one.
DO -- Choose simplicity and elegance.
Sigourney Weaver -- The Mamas want to be as classy and lovely as she is.
DON'T -- Wear an internal organ on your waistband.
Heidi Klum -- Also, we hate her shoes with that dress.
DO -- Show the world that cougars can find true love and happiness.
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore -- We honestly cannot believe they're still together. Good for them.
DON'T -- Bring the undead as your date.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie -- What the hell, Ang? Is that the best you could do? You're a beautiful woman, but wear some makeup and don't choose a dress that blends in with your skin. And eat a sandwich. Two of 'em.
What do you think? Are we dead on or did we miss something? Leave your comments at Jen's blog.
All images courtesy of the Associated Press.
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