If it's January, it must be awards seasons. Two weeks ago the Mamas took a day off from snarking celebrity parenting to say a few things about the Golden Globes. Today, we'll do the same with the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards, because we have some burning questions.
First of all, how in the hell did Amy Poehler lose the baby weight so quickly?
We're not the only ones thinking that; E! host Debbie Matenopoulos bluntly asked Amy, "Do you have an eating disorder?"
Do you think the Bacon/Sedgwick family plays the Kevin Bacon game at home?
Can we assume that Alec Baldwin no longer thinks Ireland is a rude, thoughtless, little pig?
Is it possible that Angelina listened to us after the Golden Globes and that's why she's not wearing black, gray, or white?
(If she ever decides to wear red, purple, or pink, we'll probably drop dead from the shock.)
Why does Mickey Rourke have his hand in his pants?
Never mind, we don't want to know.
Was there some sort of wardrobe decree that actresses must let it all hang out?
Why is Nicolette Sheridan dressed like a wave?
Is Laura Dern grimacing because she knows she has a bad 80s perm?
Could Diane Lane's face be pulled any tighter?
And why did Meryl Streep decide to perform a dramatic version of "Head Shoulders Knees and Toes"?
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All photos courtesy of the Associated Press.
Damn it, Jen, now Tom Waits' song "Pasties and a G-string" is stuck in my head! ("Cleavage! Cleavage!")