OK, it may only be January, but we've already decided who's going to win the coveted Mamarazzi Mom of the Year award!
And why is that? Because there can be no greater motherly self-sacrifice than getting arrested for drugs in order to drive up the bidding between People and US for the rights to print photographs of your teenaged son's out-of-wedlock child.
And since Levi just quit his job on the Alaska oilfields, due to some little mix-up over his qualifications, he and Bristol could probably use the money. Because double-wides don't come cheap. And for that, Sherry Johnston, we salute you. ---
Apparently when the negotiations started, People and US were only offering $100,000. But when the newspapers reported that Sherry Johnston had been arrested for drugs People had to go as high as $300,00.
We know, we know. How dare we make fun of double-wides! Is this the lowest we've gone? Let us know.
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