OK, we were kidding. He's not in the hospital. But he has been spewing again--this time at Lindsay's significant other, Samantha Ronson.
And it gets worse. He's doing it on his blog.
That's right, folks. If you're curious, you can go straight to Michael Lohan's blog and see it all. The pictures of him with Lindsay. The pictures of him without Lindsay. His schedule. His vlog. (Which appears to be entirely made up of eerily lit footage of him asking "Is this thing working?")
Here's Thursday's rant about Samantha Ronson:
I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha.
Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren't just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!
Ohhhh kaaaay. We get it. SaMANtha isn't your idea of a perfect daughter-in-law. Thanks for sharing. Because we've learned something today. It doesn't take a village to raise a child; it takes the entire internet. So internet, get off your lazy butts and HELP LINDSAY.
Oh, and internet? Before you go off and save Lindsay?
You really need to check out Michael's blog.
It has autoplay music.
Don't you wish you had a fame-whore dad who was that cool?
So, let me get this straight... the man did time for physically abusing his wife, sells his daughter out on a regular basis and the cherry on top is he's homophobic?
Michael Lohan, you are a prize.
I suggest we start a Michal Lohan Repatriation Fund. The monies collected will cover all expenses related to moving him far, far away to an island with no internet, no TV, no electricity, no telegraphs, and no other way to leave the island or communicate with the outside world.
Mike could have named his blog entry "All I Really Need to Know About My Daughter I Learned in Perez".
I'm almost embarrassed for him. Notice I said "almost".
I'm almost embarrassed for him. Notice I said "almost".
Well I dislike the asswipe as much as anyone... but he's *kinda* got a point, regardless of whether there's a gay thing going on. He just needs to find more constructive and less hate filled ways of getting it across.