Former President George W. Bush's twin daughters, Jenna and Barbara, wrote a sweet letter of advice for President Obama's little daughters, Malia and Sasha (Fierce), full of advice for living in the White House. The Bush girls reminded the Obamas that "Four years goes by so fast, "so absorb it all, enjoy it all!"
Four years? Are the Bush girls assuming that Sasha and Malia will spend only one term in the White House?
Nope. See, we at Mamarazzi have EXCLUSIVELY obtained the secret letter* that the notoriously party-hearty Bush girls left Malia and Sasha marked "Do not open until your dad's second term". You know, when the Obama girls enter their teens.
Here are a few excerpts:
- For $20, Charlie the Chauffeur will drive you and your friends to all the cool clubs in town.
- The combination to the Executive Liquor Cabinet is R36 L12 R1.
- Chelsea Clinton's got a connection at Sidwell Friends who has access to every test's answer key. Call Chelsea at 212-555-0227.
- Malia, watch out for that Nick Jonas. His purity ring's already looking a little tarnished.
It's good to know that the Obama girls are learning from the pros.
* The letter's so secret, it doesn't actually exist!
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They should have included the best ways to sneak guys into the White House and how much it costs to bribe Secret Service agents to look the other way.
I have absolutely nothing snarky to say....those girls are just so cute. I hope they have the best next 8!!! years of their life in DC.