The Daily Dish just revealed that pregnant actress Kelly Rutherford keeps herself in shape by breastfeeding her two-year-old son Hermes.
Got frosting?
OK, we really don't mean to get all judgey-judgmental, and we know we're being politically incorrect, but we just have to say it:
Hermes is a dumb name.
But hey, Hermes! Are you interested in the power of the Mommyblogger? Because if you give us a $140,000 black crocodile Birkin, we promise to breastfeed it. And then blog about it.
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What's next, a daughter named Aphrodite? And will she deserve a $140K diaper bag? You tell us.
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