Star magazine believes it has solved the mystery of why Ashlee Simpson and Peter Wentz gave their son such a crappy name. It seems that it's not accidental that "Bronx" ends in "x" just like the Jolie-Pitt boys' names: Maddox, Pax, and Knox.
Simpson and Wentz tried to ape a baby name like their Hollywood heros in an attempt to be more like Jolie and Pitt.
Dear Ashlee,
We hate to break it to you, but no matter what you say, wear, or do, this:
will never, ever turn into this:
Yours in the face of harsh reality,
Mamarazzi
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