Apparently, Angelina Jolie's enviable ability to slim down after birthing babies has nothing to do with her superior genes, full-time staff, 8-figure income, or the fact that she can jump Brad Pitt's bones any time she wants.
No, her fabulous weight loss secret is video games.
According to an inside family source, the kids taught her that you can use a Nintendo DS to practice math, learn to read music, and exercise.
Who knew? In our households, hand-held games are primarily used to keep children from bickering during long car rides. But Angelina? Uses them to learn Pilates.
We can only imagine what Angelina would do with a video game console. You know, that device that turns your family room into an evil death trap of tangled cables, deafening sound effects, cartoon violence, spilled microwave popcorn, sticky empty juice boxes, and pre-teen bickering. In the beatifically unearthly Brangelina household, it would probably be a homework helping, brain-building Pilates studio and juice bar. And it would be solar powered, made from recycled plastic, and oh yeah, organic.
Of course, being in superb post-baby shape isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes it gets you groped by Skeletor.
We just hope she learns how to blast Skeletor before he gets a one-up.
(P. S. Was that last crack too vulgar? Come tell us here.)
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