OK, we admit it. We thought the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator was pretty funny.
But now she's out of the limelight, back in Alaska. And we wondered what people were going to do for funny baby names?
Well, the stork brought our answer last night, in the guise of Ashlee Simpson's and Pete Wentz's son. They named him
Bronx
Mowgli
Wentz
Obviously this god-awful moniker is designed to distract their innocent child from the three-ring circus of tattoo parlors, plastic surgery, and crazy relatives he was thrust into simply by being born to them. (We figure by the time he's four, he'll realize that like Bart, he's going to have his hands full with Grandpa Simpson.)
At any rate, it's obvious that the baby name generator du jour is:
We have one piece of advice. Bronx may be the new Brooklyn, but we advise you to stay away from Queens.
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