When a celebrity hits a bad place in his life, he will go into rehab. When this happens, his spokesperson will issue a statement saying that So-and-so is seeking treatment for medical reasons and please respect his privacy, etc. etc. etc. Invariably, the reasons given for the rehab are watered-down versions of the truth.
For example: "Actress Jones is being treated for exhaustion."
The truth: "Actress Jones partied her ass off for two straight weeks and is so hungover that her vital organs are nearly pickled and had to stage an intervention.
Example: "Actor Smith is being treated for an addiction to pain killers."
The truth: "Actor Smith was mainlining coke off of his girlfriend's taut abs."
So it is with some confusion that we consider the recent reports that former X-Files actor David Duchovny has checked himself into rehab for sex addiction.
Because if that's the watered-down version, then the possibilities of what the real story is absolutely boggles our minds.
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