Star Magazine claims that Suri Cruise has no little playmates because Tom Cruise is too picky about other people's children. The magazine reports that even when Katie Holmes takes Suri to the gym, they play together in a private room, and not with the other kids.
Of course, Star isn't mentioning that maybe--just maybe--Suri plays inside their 30,000 square foot mansion because her parents don't want to feed the dozens of paparazzi hovering outside.
But a reasonable person might assume that there are privacy issues here. Right?
Of course, we aren't reasonable. We think Suri hangs out with stuffed animals and dolls because they don't mess with her world view:
Suri: OK, see, there's this alien galactic ruler named Xemu, and he's the emperor of Teegeeack.
Doll: ...
Suri: And he gave people shots and put them in rocket and then stacked them up around volcanoes on Teegeeack. Which is here.
Doll: ...
Suri: And then he blew them all up!
Doll: ...
Suri: And then he made everyone watch 3-D movies that were supposed to be real, but were full of false teaching.
Doll ...
Suri: You're right! It does sound an awful lot like the Teletubbies.
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