In case you haven't noticed, former cash cows Britney and Jamie Lynne are being sidelined. They're too busy re-attaching their hair extensions or bearing out-of-wedlock children to earn the kind of money that stage mom Lynne Spears expects her daughters to earn.
And so she has had no choice but to sell her daughter out to the reading public.
Mommy Dearest's new book, Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World, reveals that:
• Britney started drinking when she was 13
• Britney lost her virginity when she was 14.
• Mommy knew Britney was experimenting with drugs at age 15
• Mommy knew Britney was shagging Justin. And actually encouraged it.
They were doing it all along. Who knew? And aren't you glad he got rid of that hair?
Not content with these crimes, Mrs. Spears encouraged unwed mother Jamie Lynne to send Bristol Palin a gift from LA baby boutique Petit Tresor.
Yes, that's right. Six tiny burp cloths embroidered with skulls have been sent to Bristol Palin. Paid for by Mommy Spears-est.
Well, all right. Sending a baby gift isn't so heinous.
And yet, we've decided Lynne Spears is like a destructive virus that is targeting teenaged girls.
So if you are a teenaged girl? And see Lynne Spears coming? RUN AWAY.
After all, with Moms like this, who needs enemies?
Lynne Spears, a tramp, and the girl she made into one.
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