Dear Mr. and Mrs. Billy Ray Cyrus,
We Mamas of Mamarazzi have been unbelievably quiet on the subject of your daughter Miley. Other than expressing a bit of confusion over her Vanity Fair photos last spring, we have remained mum on other topics, including the plethora of inappropriate photos of herself the child keeps posting online. (We're not linking to the photos here, as she is underage and we have some standards.)
But this has us up in arms:
Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus, ARE YOU IDIOTS? Have you not taught your children to wear helmets when they ride their bikes? She could be seriously injured or worse. And that would seriously achy breaky your hearts.
We beg you to make her wear a helmet ALWAYS, because we'd rather have to hear more of her terrible music than to hear that she was injured or killed in a bike accident.
Sincerely,
The Mamas of 'Razzi
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