When your daughter is is either off in rehab or running around looking like a junky
you have a problem. The same problem that affects the parents of so many of today's pop stars.
How are you going to get a nice family portrait taken?
Well, the Winehouses have figured it out.
All you need to do is convince the people at Madame Toussaud's to make a wax figure of her. The parents can pose with it, and no one can tell the difference.
The best part is that everyone will think Amy's last detox finally did the trick. She's never looked healthier!
Mr. and Mrs. Winehouse must be so relieved.



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