Poor Guy. We know it's not easy being Mr. Madonna.
She's demanding.
She cavorts with younger men.
Her lingerie could poke your eye out.
Her choice of marital aids could do even more harm!
Speaking of harm...YIPES! We remember Madonna's Sex book.
And NOW she makes you carry the girliest handbag she owns for all the world to see. Guy, oh Guy, WHY do you put up with this?
Like, if you don't, do you think she'll have your head on a platter or something?
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