Dear Mrs. Beckham:
We, the Mamas of Mamarazzi, laud you for your always-entertaining sense of style.
Coordinating outfits with your hawt husband is kind of cute:
Although your up-to-your-chin boobies are a bit scary.
Wearing bondage gear outside of the house takes a certain amount of chutzpah:
And any mother who can wear hot pants--and look good in them, in spite of having given birth three times--has earned our respect:
Even though this outfit wouldn't work at the kids' soccer games.
(Also? What's the deal with the corsets? It's not as if you have to hide a poochy belly. Is Becks into bondage gear? Is this how you keep things exciting in your gorgeous marriage?)
We Mamas love the way you wear black so well, even if we don't agree that the bra-less French Maid look is a good one:
And while you may have made a few fashion mis-steps along the way ...
you generally intrigue us. And cause a bit of envy, too:
But we do have a bit of advice to pass along to you, dear.
Never EVER match your accessories to your skin tone.
It's too hard to tell your skin from the cow's.
(We also suggest you back away from the tanning bed and get to know our friend SPF30--but that's a post for another time.)
XO,
The Mamas of Mamarazzi
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