We just heard that Kimora Lee Simmons is demanding a massive amount of shoe money child support from Russell Simmons. She's apparently asking for $480,000. To the arithmetically-challenged, that's $20,000 per child per month.
Now listen, don't get us wrong. Everyone knows the price of gasoline is going way up. And limos get notoriously lousy mileage. And regardless of how it looks, leopard print is not cheap.
But honestly? We think Kimora could economize a bit more. Even if we were paying tuition at Harvard Medical School, we would find it difficult to spend that much on a couple of little girls.
For one thing, we looked on eBay, and for as little as $35.99, we could buy each of those girls her very own Kimora Lee Simmons doll. To keep them company when their mother is off "writing books," "designing clothes," and shopping.
Who could possibly spend that much money every month--and on what?
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