You know, usually we wait for a celebrity to drop her baby, or get drunk and be videotaped verbally abusing his child, or include her very young children in her cheesey reality show (we're talking so young that she probably asked "Honey, do you want to be on television with Mommy?" and her child answered "OK! Will I get to meet Dora the Explorer?") before we jump in and start snarking.
But Dame Rumor has started to whisper.
It might be the empire waist.
And everyone knows that satin shows off every little bit of extra weight.
But we're wondering whether Paris HIlton is making good on her threat promise to produce some scary demon spawn yet another celebrity baby next year.
Then again, maybe that bump is just a Carl's Jr. burger
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If this is true, then Paris is a blatant copycat. First Nicole finds happiness with a Madden boy, then is was Paris. Then Nicole got knocked up by a Madden boy...
If Paris is truly pregnant, then it begs the question: What kid of mother will she be? I'd like to think she'd copy Nicole AGAIN and finally grow up and embrace motherhood. Or, will the baby just be another accessory for her to tote around, just like that damn dog was?
Jen on the Edge
Oh come on... she swallowed a TicTac.
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