You know that remark of Andy Warhol's, when he said everyone is going to be famous for fifteen minutes?
Well, here's the updated version:
Everyone is going to get humped by Madonna for fifteen minutes. (Or four minutes, as in the case of Justin Timberlake.)
In fact, Madonna is the new STD. Remember when Madonna French-kissed Britney?
Well, now she's infecting Britney's ex.
OK, Britney, Justin--Who's next? K-Fed? Paris Hilton? Don't laugh--it could happen. In fact, it probably will.
"Wait a minute. How old did you say she is?"
Almost 50, Justin. But guess what? Madonna has signed a ten-year concert contract. She's going to be humping people ten years from now. When Lourdes is a sophomore in college.
In fact, she'll probably spend rush week humping every student in Lourdes' dorm.
We have one piece of advice: Lock your doors, people.
I once read somewhere that Madonna doesn't allow her children to watch TV..... no wonder!