Just when we think Tom can't outdo himself, he shows us that he has unlimited powers. Powers to make us gag, of course.
As we mentioned before, summer marks the 25th anniversary of Tom's first starring role movie, Risky Business. Tom's celebrating the occasion with a very special edition of his official website.
Alas, there's no mention of his religion or his ScientoloBot wife, Kate. But that doesn't mean he left out the batshit crazy!
Check out the Biography page. Tom's not just a legend, he appears to be the second coming of Xenu.
Watch the Video, featuring odd music choices starting with the anthemic Also sprach Zarathustra, also known as the theme song of choice for Elvis and professional wrestler Ric Flair. Interestingly, the next song played is the Stones' Sympathy for the Devil. We wish we were making this up.
Please visit the glam photography Gallery, and make sure you see the fourth picture. Tom and his mancrush David Beckham have, at long last, morphed!
And please don't miss the Message from Tom. He closes his humble, heartfelt self-lovefest with "This is for you. Enjoy!" Tommy, we enjoy it for the wrong reasons. And we believe the website is for YOU.
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1 From Jill
I saw this a couple weeks ago and have been meaning to post about it, but you guys beat me to it ... and summed up my thoughts exactly!
The music on the video by the way is from Tangerine Dream who did some of the music for Risky Business.
What's up with that picture of him on the "What's New" page? When did he ever look like that?
And did you notice there is no sight of Nicole or Penelope in any of the clips from the movies he did with them?
Past? Erased. Thank you, Xenu.
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