We won't snark Lisa Marie Presley's look because she's 40 and pregnant - with twins, it's rumored.
But her prom date husband's costume outfit? From the sequined hat to the powder blue suede shoes (so clever), he's the poster child for What Not To Be Caught Dead In.
Or with.
Then again, maybe we should be respectful. Lisa Marie and prom date hubby, Michael Lockwood, are practicing Scientologists.
Maybe Xenu made him wear it.
Photo: Wenn
Oh. My. God.
I don't know which stuns me more. That Lisa Marie is 40. Or that she's hooked up with one of the High School Musical rejects.
Those are clearly blue suede shoes, not white bucks.
Only Me - Ah, your computer screen is better than mine! You're right, those ARE (ick!) blue suede shoes. I've corrected the copy. Thanks!
Gads, this looks like some dorky high-school kid that couldn't get a date and ended up taking his mom to the prom. Those Scientologist folks just keep impressing me more each day.
Lisa Marie made a baby with that? I seriously could not EVER be sexually attracted to a man who would wear that. EVER.
When you consider her past husband was Michael Jackson, this little get-up doesn't look nearly as bad.
How is it that everyone in LALA land is having twins lately??
I hate that I'm gonna say this but...
could she look more like a man? seriously...
and, even more, she looks like a crossdresser walking with her mentally unstable friend, Lenny....