Knowing it matters to you, dear reader, we kept up our exhaustive investigation to find out the names of Jennifer Lopez's still-unseen baby twins.
The little scamps are named Emme and Max. You know, just like the annoying brother and sister whiners on PBS's Dragon Tales show.
Still no word on the names of Christina Aguilera's frequently aired twins, though.
Maybe Christina's twins could be "Zak & Wheezie".
Ooooh.. Christina's twins are all blue and veiny.. Put those girls away!
Moooooo.
I hereby dub Christina's mamms:
GLOBAL WARMING
bwahahahahahaha I crack me up!
I suggest Lucy and Ethel, because you just know they're going to cause trouble.
Oh man--I love PBS but hate Dragon Tales. You think she could have at least been a little more creative.
How about
Cookie and Prarie Dawn?
Smooch and Winslow?
Tinky-winky and Laalaa?
J-Lo wished on a dragon scale...
OMG! I totally didn't put those names together with that show! FRICKIN'HYSTERICAL!!!!!
That Christina is a walking endorsement for breastfeeding. La Leche League should put her and her twins on the payroll.
SueFromSC: I am betting she didn't either, lol. I cannot imagine anyone being that deliberately stupid. But then again...