Last Monday, Demi Moore told David Letterman about her recent rejuvenation technique.
"I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy."
Here's the video. The juicy parts begin around the 3:20 point.
If we Mamas of Razzi may please be a tad noxious, we have some advice. For starters, the "detoxifier" heparin thins blood but doesn't cleanse a thing. And Demi, honey, if you want to rid yourself of your of blood, donate a pint to the Red Cross and help save a life!
But if you're hopelessly suckered into the whole leech thing to rejuvenate and detoxify, take your 14 year old daughter Tallulah for treatment. She's looking at least 40 and highly toxic.
And she looks like she needs a little extra parenting because she's looking terribly old before her time.
And that sucks.
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Second time this week of snarking on a kid???
Not classy.
One more time and I quit.
Hee Hee. I used to be a nurse and I got to put leeches on a crushed finger (attached to a pretty cute construction worker....). The leeches saved his finger from amputation. We used two at a time and he named them all. Two of them were Demi and Ashton.
Oh give the kid a break. Look what she's up against. She started life on an uphill climb with her parents and that name. She is cute. Much better looking that that other one they've turned loose on society. Maybe there is still hope for this one.
Bunny and Flutter - We've added a sentence with the hopes of clarifying our point. We're moms too and don't pick on kids.
We do snark parents who need to be more careful in raising their highly public kids! Celeb kids tend to wear odd clothing and grow up too fast.
Their parents need to do something to prevent that and take action when their kids clearly need a little behavior intervention.
And sadly, Tallulah looks like she needs a mom and dad to intervene and get their 14 year old out of the fast lane.
I think people need to remember that this site is here for a laugh. I don't think that the post on Bindi was snarking on her, and I see what SarahO is saying about celeb kids being too old before their time.
Frankly, I think she looks like her head is about to start spinning on her neck. And then she'll start spewing green vomit.
But then, that's what happens when Satan I mean Bruce Willis is your father.
Ugghhh, can we focus for a second on how rediculously stupid Demi sounds when she's trying to talk about medical treatments. A lot of injured people talk about feeling euphoric when they lose a lot of blood, it's not because the blood is detoxified either, it's the lack of oxygen that's getting to their brain.
Ugghhh, can we focus for a second on how rediculously stupid Demi sounds when she's trying to talk about medical treatments. A lot of injured people talk about feeling euphoric when they lose a lot of blood, it's not because the blood is detoxified either, it's the lack of oxygen that's getting to their brain.
Leeches??? LEECHES???? Do we or do we not live in 2008?
Is Demi channeling Morticia?
By Jove, I think I've got it! The secret to her eternal youth. She is the Undead... with leeches. Ewwwww.