Remember when Michael Jackson crowned himself King of Pop?
Well, say hello to the Queen of Photoshop. Here's Madge at her induction at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame:
and here's the cover to her latest album.
Thank you, Madge. The flat, expressionless face, eerily plasticized thighs, and strangely un-He-Man arms are strangely reassuring. You don't look sexy; you look like a blow-up doll. And because of that, we know our daughters aren't going to want to emulate you, any more than they'd emulate a Barbie. Or a My Pretty Pony.
More than that, we really appreciate a good laugh.
Images courtesy of Go Fug Yourself and the Daily Mail
I also appreciate how her lower girly parts are Photoshopped to display extra bumpiness.
Madge, Madge, Madge. Does your mother know what you do for a living?
Also: A SATURDAY POST! WOOT!!
A Saturday post? WTF!?!
Madonna is a bit scary. She's starting to show her age and is fighting it with every gun in her arsenal and then some. I think it's a sad statement that she is not among the two best looking people in the first photo.
Sarah, I remind you that Madge's mom died when she was a child, but her children are very much alive.
I can just imagine how MINE would react to me in that Hard Candy pose.
Hard Candy: the menopause medicine that knocks hot flashes OUT COLD!
Madge...or Her Madge-esty...looks like a DUDE in the first pic. Just heard that she's moving to NY with the kids and leaving the hubs back home in England...maybe he wasn't butch enough for her anymore??? since she's such a DUUUDDEEEEE
Just sayin'...
I think that Iggy looks great standing next to Justin.