It was inevitable. Everyone else has had a reality show.
So guess who's going to be making a reality television show this summer?
Dina Lohan. And her daughter Ali.
The so-called "point" of this show is the chance to watch Dina stage-mom Ali to stardom--probably because it workd so well the first time. Apparently we're supposed to see the entire family. Except Lindsay.
Which may be the most mature decision Lindsay has ever made.
So we have just one piece of advice for Lindsay: if you ever get married? Elope.
Because nothing boggles our minds more than the thought of Dina Lohan as Mother of the Bride.
Well at least when Lindsay was younger, she had a lot of *cute* going for her. Ali doesn't seem to have anything except the beginning stages of anorexia. And mom just comes off looking like a money slut. Does she, or did she ever, have any kind of at least semi-respectable job? And for GOD'S SAKE will someone tell that child to stand the hell up STRAIGHT??? Every picture I see of her she is slouched over and it just makes her look even worse.
Oh, you just know this isn't going to end well............
I'm with Susie. Nothing good will come of this. It's like watching a train wreck as it happens.
I'm with Flutterby, STAND UP STRAIGHT and hold your shoulders back for fuck's sake!!