Claiming fraud Pammy Anderson has filed for an annulment of her marriage to Rick Salomon.
Really ? Nuptial bliss wasn't found in the arms of the co star of One Night in Paris?
Although Mamarazzi saw this divorce coming from a mile away is shocked, we endeavor to always be helpful and we can't help but believe that a series of drive by marriages is rather bad for the soul.
Therefore, Pammy, the next time you feel so inclined to marry, we suggest you try the following first:
or
or possibly
As with purchasing a gun, there should be a mandatory waiting period for serial brides. In Pam's case, I'd recommend a minimum of 60 days.
Better yet, force all divorcees to go through a period of mourning where they have to wear black and swear off dating for a year. Just like Scarlet O'Hara.
Maybe the next time Pammy goes for more plastic surgery, which should be next week, she should get her knees sewed together!!
Ok just where what the *fraud* part. Did he not have as much money as she thought he did? Or did she have him convinced her mammiferous mams were real...