Now, we're not about to get political and pass judgment on NY Governor Eliot Spitzer and his involvement with a prostitution ring... we'll leave that to his wife, but we are curious; just what makes a hooker worth $4,300 an hour?
Readers, give us your best guess as to just what a working girl has to do to earn that type of fee.
Just what makes these hookers worth $4,300/hour? Well they have to fuck a career politician -- that's just about the lowest of low.
Since this particular one is a Dem, I'm guessing the hookers in question went for a three-way with one dressed as Marilyn Monroe and one dressed Jackie O.
See Jen, you think outside the box... I just had things like, "2 Girls 1 Cup" vomiting through my mind.
$4,300 an hour?
A lot of 'Oooo, you're the best! I've never had better. Rarrrr, big daddy!'
A lot of 'back door' action, involving her nose and his back door, methinks.
Oh, and plastic boobies, for sure.
/Spitzer has three daughters, arrrrgggghhh! :-(
Did you see that idiot Dr. Laura on the Today show saying that his cheating was his wife's fault for not meeting his needs as a man?!
Absolute, total discretion.
Oh holy fuckingHELL AngryKate are you KIDDING ME????? Just one more reason why I cannot STAND that arrogant asshole of a *Dr.* Anyone wants to take a trip to just flat out kick her fucking ass, get in line; Spitzer's wife gets to be first. I personally think she should have shoved his ass off the podium and stomped him dead during that news conference. And I think all the cameras would have mysteriously lost their tape and she would have gotten off scott-free. I don't know how these women have the strength to just stand there and act so fucking supportive of these total assholes.
Perhaps the working gal also had to know something about running the state of NY. Wouldn't that be a hoot!
I, too, can't stomach watching the charade the wives put on for the cameras. If my daughter were up there next to some deceitful schmuck, I'd let her have it!
I so agree re: wife/newsconference. I kept saying to DH "Is that his WIFE? That's CAN'T be his WIFE."
Personally, I would have been too busy moving my and my daughters' sh*t out of the house to attend a newsconference with that douche.
Don't get me wrong, if a dude wants to cheat on his wife with a hooker, that's one thing. But to be a governor who supposedly makes his stand cracking down on prostitution...? Freaking hypocrite.
I can't imagine what a *woman* that gets $4300 for sex does...I mean, your title has got to be IT! Their v's have got to be gold, lined in gold and gold plated to boot...
I don't understand the wives, either. I was appalled at Kobe Bryants wife sitting beside him. I was appalled at a former friend that stood by hers...these women have low self-esteems if they don't think they can do any better.
I don't know what I would do but I would certainly "get even" and not just stand idly by and "support" his cheating a$$. If my V isn't good enough then neither is my trust and support.
By the by, my DH's a$$ would be in a sling (and not in a sexual way...MUWAHAHAHA) if he ever did that to me....
I cannot pretend to know what goes on in anyone's marriage. Sometimes I am mystified about my own.
I live in Albany. I voted for Eliot but I ADORE Silda Wall Spitzer and I think she has demonstrated which person in that marriage has the true grit.
My first thought was for Sara, Elyssa and Annabeth--ewww. How can they ever go back to school? At that age, I never even wanted to admit my parents had sex with each other (just the three times they needed to in order to produce three kids, of course). To hear that my dad was Client #9 and liked to walk on the wild side--well, I would have self-combusted.
And I'm with onestallmama.
Dr. Laura is the biggest blowhart on the airwaves; second only to Rush Limbaugh! I can't listen to her in the car, even to just make fun of how ignorant she is, because she gives me road rage! And Spitzer's wife looks like a 45 year old version of Jennifer Aniston---what the hell was someone that pretty and well educated doing with that nimrod in the first place???
for that amount of money, i'm thinking she must clean after they are finished. and by cleaning, SHE DOES WINDOWS! that is worth a few thousand at least! also, when she farts, it smells like febreeze.
I thought the Mrs. looked like she'd been given a nice, heavy dose of something like Valium, etc. Her eyes weren't even focusing. I can't think of a better way to deal with this kind of humiliation, though.......