Does anyone else out there remember
that Don Henley song--or is it just us?
We thought about it when we heard that "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss has just been arrested for DUI and illegal possession of prescription drugs. Because Fleiss is now a resident of a town with the unlikely name of Pahrump, Nevada, where she owns and operates a laundromat called--wait for it-- "Dirty Laundry."
Now, of course we realize that Fleiss is not a parent, and therefore, would not ordinarily be grist for the Mamarazzi mill.
But you see, it's refreshing to run a DUI/illegal drug story about someone who is a legal adult. Also, nobody is wondering whether she has a baby bump. On top of that, Fleiss is not in the process of adopting a child from a different continent.
And this is key: we know what dirty laundry can do to a girl. And celebrity ex-con Heidi Fleiss is doing us a service by letting the world in on the dirty secret of dirty laundry. Because this is Heidi Fleiss before Dirty Laundry:
And this is her afterwards:
There's a lesson in this for all of us.
Holy crap! Heidi, while you're in jail, take advantage of the starchy foods and put on a little weight, will ya? No one should ever look like Karen Carpenter.
BAHAHAA That is possibly the WORST mugshot EVER!!! BAHAHA
I just...I just...CAN'T.STOP.LAUGHING!!!!
Body withering away, but the lips are still injectably puffy! She looks one step from Tales from the Crypt--go eat a hamburger already!
My GOD. What the hell did she do with all that money she made while she was *employed*? I know what she didn't spend it on.. ORTHODONTIA. That girl SERIOUSLY needs a few years worth of visits to a well trained orthodontist. She is absolutely hideous.
Yipes! Those lips.
She definitely isn't f*cking Matt Damon.
She looks like a dark-haired Courtney Love....WTF?!?
Whats with the shape of her cheeks? She related to Alvin, Simon or Theodore?
She is one fugly wo-man.