You know how groups of concerned family members and friends will gather together and perform an intervention on someone who--although he or she constantly wakes up in a puddle of vomit--stoutly denies having a drinking problem?
And you know how sometimes people talk about calling in the Fashion Police?
Well, we'd like to combine these activities in a form of Fashion Intervention. Because all kidding aside, someone needs to do something.
The following women are Scientologists:
Nancy Cartwright, a/k/a the voice of Bart Simpson
Kirstie Alley
Juliette Lewis
Greta van Susteren
What do we notice about these ladies?
That they are somewhat style-challenged? Ding ding ding! We have a winner.
OK. The following photograph is Katie Holmes at a recent award ceremony.
You may or may not like the "Hair by Louise Brooks" bob. But hey, let's look at the bright side--no visible roots!
But LOOK AT THAT DRESS. It looks like something Aunt Bea wore to Mayberry High School's senior prom.
In 1933.
Somebody help Katie before Xenu takes her shopping again.
Ah, but Xenu wants them to wear those clothes. They're sanctified or whatever. And they probably have some sort of hidden message for aliens woven into the very fibers of each garment. Except for Juliette Lewis' outfit. That's clearly some Scientologist's idea of a joke.
I thought Nancy Cartwright was Tina Yothers from Family Ties (all names may be spelled incorrectly...)
Katie's outfit, IMO, is the worst of all. Greta and Nancy are old (forgiveable), Kirstie is just trying to show off her new (size 10 was it?) body, and Juliette...well, she's Juliette.
Katie looks like she's wearing something I would imagine an alien wearing. A princess alien without her staff but an alien nonetheless :)
Dude, my eyes HAVE BEEN OPENED and I would really like to slam them shut again.
Thanks!
Is anyone else noticing how old and tired she looks?
You know, sometimes I get the strong feeling that TMZ reads Mamarazzi!
Good grief! Did she borrow that dress from Bea Arthur???
Juliette Lewis???? Oh boy.
But I'll tell you, that dress???? So sad.
ick. that's all i have to say.
ick. that's all i have to say.