As tempting as it is, we've chosen NOT to be snarky about Valentines Day.
Instead, we're digging deep into our soft sides and featuring a few favorite photos of DILFs and their special Valentines, their kids.
Don't worry, we'll be snarking again tomorrow!

Only Brad Pitt could manage to have a female clone.

Ben Affleck loving his Violet, the cutest celebrity toddler ever.

Our new favorite? Ryan Phillippe makes us swoon by sharing a tender moment with his Deacon.
Note to guys: Babies are the ultimate chick magnet. Happy V Day, everyone!

Other DILFs:
Johnny Depp
Matt Damon
Colin Firth
*sigh*
Okay, that was sweet enough. I need to go snark something.
what better way to say 'i have managed to reproduce' than a baby?
snarky enough?
Thanks, insom, we needed a dash of snark!
Is it snarky if I told you I just licked the screen AND had a tiny orgasm EVEN though Brad's holding a kid?
*walking away with head in shame*