We love Jerry Hall. She's so super sexy. And she says great stuff like:
My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
And of course we love her for her old boyfriends, Roxy Music singer Bryan Ferry (he's straight?!), Phil Bronstein (aka Mr. Sharon Stone) and her 20-year partner/husband, Mick Jagger, the father of her four children.
Now Jerry's the 51 year old "Global Ambassador" for Levitra. According to its Web site, Jerry is "touring the world as part of Levitra's campaign to encourage women to 'strike up a conversation' with their partner to start discussion and ultimately treat erectile dysfunction."
Brilliant! As usual, we have a few ideas. Maybe Jerry could strike up conversations with her old - and we mean old - boyfriends by using lines like these:
"Hey! Levitra's worth tryin' Bryan!"
"Just take the freakin' pill, Phil!"
"... About your d*ck, Mick..."
Then again, maybe not.
Got any ideas?
Your c*ck, darling? It no longer rocks.
There's some lackage with your package.
Get a stiffy in a jiffy.
what a drag it is being limp...
things are different today
i hear every rocker say
sweet young groupies just
don't work in the sack!
but take some little pills
and stay away from Heather Mills
just buy it by the shipment
to firm up your equipment
keep their young eyes shining bright
as you sweat throughout the night...
...and if Levitra takes a dump
I hear Matt Damon is good for a hump.
*********
Somebody stop me. :)
BAHHAHAA Levitra should hire Shelley!!!
Damn, Shelley's on fire today!!! Kudos girlfriend!
You've lost your swagger Jagger.
Love is no longer the drug--so I need to score!
But I loved "what a drag it is being limp." I loved it so much that I sat here and sang the whole thing.
Clearly Insomniac has a lot to answer for.
Ya know... just cause ya know the words don't mean you can sing. Until those things are packaged with DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS, preferably of the video kind, it's still just a pill. Why is it every freaking man who takes those things suddenly thinks he's... Matt Damon.
I took 1 st personal loans when I was 25 and that supported my family very much. Nevertheless, I need the student loan once again.