At first glance, Katie Holmes statements on her 2-year-old daughter Suri appear the boasting of an overly-proud new mother, until you pause a moment and read between the lines.
Says: "She's a very strong woman"
Means: "Suri will save me from this cult when she gets older."
Says: "I'm very proud of her"
Means: "Suri fills her pants every time we have an audit session because even she realizes this stuff is a load of crap."
Says: "She's actually teaching me a lot – probably more than I'm teaching her."
Means: "Running and screaming might be our best means of escape at this point."
Says: "She's very smart and strong."
Means: "She's nearly big enough to run on her own when we make a break for it."
Says: "And (she's) really magical"
Means: "This child is going to help me disappear."
Priceless!
Susie, this may be one of your best ones yet.
It's hard to snark a child who is just so damn cute. I just want to know how her nannies and staff keep her $200 dresses clean and wrinkle free?
They are both incandescently beautiful. I wish them well...
But where was Katie's brassiere in the fourth picture? Undergoing an audit?!
They are both just unbelievably beautiful. But they look so much better in pictures of just the two of them alone. Much more carefree and natural.
Priceless!
I feel sorry for both of them...
She's a gorgeous little girl. I just hope when Katie decides to make her break, she gets the little girl away from that loon!
Lol, great post, but man no one can deny they make a CUTE looking little girl!