Dear Britney Spears,
We understand that you might be playing us here... maybe that's just a sparkly ring and not a testament to future betrothal to your user paparazzi married lover, new beau Adnan.
Then again, we've learned that everyday with you brings a new stupid ass decision surprise.
Not that you are interested in our advice, but you are currently giving Tom Cruise a run for the Craziest Motherf*cker Award we firmly believe that with some meds and some therapy (NOT from Dr. Phil) could pull it together.
Love,
Mamarazzi
All of that money, and her fingernails look worse than a dog's butt.
Why is she always prancing around in those ridiculous hooker shorts? Even in CA it's winter!
Dear Britney,
The world is sick to death of you and your dumb ass, batshit crazy antics. It is a dark day indeed when you make Tom Cruise look normal.
We collectively -- all six billion of us -- beg you to check your underdressed ass into rehab. Get sober. Get into therapy and resolve some issues. Not all of them, but just some of the most pressing ones. Read a book -- a decent one. Oprah has a list that I recommend you peruse. (That means "read" sweetheart.)
And for fuck's sake, get a damn manicure and stop biting your nails. Even my seven year old has nicer nails than you do and she is most certainly not a millionaire. (Much to her chagrin.)
The paparazzi will still be waiting for you when you emerge in a year. Or more. Take your time. You obviously need it.
XO,
Jen and the other Mamas of Razzi
And get a facial while you're at it!
It's amazing the toll that such an abusive lifestyle can take on one's skin. She had such pretty skin but is slowly starting to look like the "after picture" of Amy Winehouse (without the tats). All she needs is some missing teeth.
Sad.
And get a facial while you're at it!
It's amazing the toll that such an abusive lifestyle can take on one's skin. Brit used to have such pretty skin, but is slowly starting to look like the "after picture" of Amy Winehouse (without the tats).
All she needs is some missing teeth to complete the look.
Is that a receding hairline?
And to add to jen's letter, Brit honey, most of us here are moms. REAL moms. That means we didn't pimp out our children to the entertainment industry before they were old enough to think for themselves. So if you really want some help and advice from a REAL MOM, I think any of us here would be glad to offer it. Be advised however, that it might include several whaps upside the head from time to time. And washing hair and bathing the bod is NOT an option in my particular household, it's a requirement. So is wearing actual clothing.
Apparently she was photographed ( by her 'beau
's' media company no less ) picking up pregnancy tests this morning.
Sweet.
Is it me or is there a huge "L" on her forehead?
HAHAHA, Shelley, "after picture" of Amy Winehouse...HAHAHAA
Did we not just last year in this very forum discuss staging an intervention? We, the REAL women, would clearly be more effective than any of Brit's family and friends.
Hey, BTW? Where IS Tom Cruise while this huge train wreck that is Britney is going on??? I mean, he can fix ANYTHING, right? Where is Britney's SAVIOUR? Why is he not helping? Auuuuughhhhhhh!