Lenny Kravitz recently told Maxim magazine that he has been celibate for the past three years.
"(It's) just a promise I made until I get married. Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be. I'm looking at the big picture."
Lenny Kravitz? Mr. Backseat Mambo? Zero hoo-hah? First, we're here to help you with your quest. Secondly, forgive us, Lenny, if we don't quite believe you this time. We don't believe a lot of screwy things celebrities say.
Which gives us yet another excuse to feature brings us back to Tom Cruise's Scientology video.
Maybe Tom knows what he's saying but we can't make sense of it. For instance, this quote:
"So, for me, it really is KSW*, and it's just like, it's something that, uh, I don't mince words with that. You know, with anything, (that colorization is?), but that policy to me has really has gone , boy, there's a time I went through and I said, You know what? When I read it, I just went (noise that sounds like poof), This is it. That's exactly it."
If you can't see the video or can't believe your ears, here's the Tom Cruise Scientology Video transcript.
Discuss.
* Keep Scientology Working (as if!)
Oh Holy Mother of God. If you have seen the video, go read the transcript anyway. If you haven't seen it, watch and then read so you understand most of what he's saying. I hadn't read it until just now and it made it even worse than I thought it was. And funnier too. Well I said *so you understand what he's saying* I actually mean you will know the words he says, not that you will truly understand ANY of the nonsense. And I gotta say, if I am ever in an accident and need help, if I look up and see Tom Cruise I will know I died and am in the worst hell there could possibly be.
And "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it’s not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one that can really help."
I guess all the good samaritans/passersby, EMS/EMT's, or other "SP" would NOT be able to help in any way b/c they don't know Xenu? :-/
Every time is see "Xenu" I think "Princess Warrior".
/shrug
Tom Cruise would be an excellent cult leader; two minutes into that video, and I was TOTALLY ready to drink poison if only to make it stop, please!
I know what that noise that sounded like was.
It was his brain.
Like a fried egg in a skillet.
Bethany: I bow to your brilliance.
OH MY XENU!!!! I can't believe the pile of $h!t that came out of his mouth. I mean, I knew it was rambling listening to it but reading it brings it to a whole new level.
Here's a link to an article about some of his "friends" coming to his "rescue" (like, do scientologists believe in that?) http://news.aol.com/entertainment/movies/movie-news-story/ar/_a/friends-rally-leave-tom-cruise-alone/20080124101709990001
Personally, I think they are either a$$ kissers or scared of him...
"Help me, Sweet Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me, Tom
Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!"
OH and can I help Lenny with his celibacy "issues"...I don't think my hubs would mind ;)
Lenny, I am here for you.
Okay, Jerry O'Connells video just became that much funnier. And thanks Sue for getting a little Ricky Bobby in there, I was totally thinking it.