We're glad that some guys are dads. They're good dads and make adorable kids.
Then there are some men we'd like to be dads. And we'd like to be the mothers.
Then there's David Spade. Jillian Grace, Playboys' Miss March 2005, says she's having his baby.
Add him to the list of men we sincerely wish would use condoms.
While I am more than happy to personally introduce George to fatherhood, I will not under any circumstances be the person who teaches David Spade about condoms. Someone should neuter him.
EW!!!!
I know, that's not at all witty, but...EW!!!! *shudder*
I thought him and Heather Locklear were an item. Did he cheat on her and make a baby? Man, if he did, he sure messed up. Heather Locklear can do better, anyways. First Rick, and now him. Maybe three times is the charm.
But... but... if they all wore condoms, then there would be no more 'razzi material! This one isn't even born yet and it's already generated a comment worthy post! He's scuzz, she's slut, the kid is screwed before it's even born. I am not sure which is worse. Telling your friends your mom is a slut.. or your dad is a scuzz. And Heather Locklear needs therapy. Seriously.
What will be more traumatizing for that baby?
1. David Spade in it's face going "gichy-goo" with beer breath
OR
2. Jillian's enormous boobs at feeding time (and also because we all know David will probably be attached to the other ASSuming they stay an item)
I can't decide...
Personally, I would just be a whole lot happier if David Spade's PARENTS had used some dependable birth control when they were making HIM. Wugh. He is always in the same mode, just like he was on SNL, every movie, every clip on tv, he's always playing the horny 17 yr old male. And I'm guessing that it's because it comes so naturally for him. GAK--him passing on those icky genes. I hope it's a girl and she looks exactly like HIM, hahaha.
they are both gross. *shudders*