Merry Christmas from the Mamarazzi!
You've been a very good Internet this year. For your present, we thought we'd give you the latest pictures of Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears on their way out for a sisterly cup of coffee. Aren't they cute? They're holding hands--they're even wearing matching Kaballah bracelets.
Did you know what the red string is for? Well, according to Kabbalah Red Bracelets,
The Red String protects from the influences of the Evil Eye. In historic tradition, the Evil Eye is a very powerful negative force. It refers to the unfriendly stare and unkind glances we sometimes get from people around us.
Hey, wait a minute. We're taking that last part personally. Unfriendly? Unkind? Us? Nonsense!
We're not unkind. To prove it, we'll offer some free advice to the Spears girls: take red string off your wrists and use it to tie your legs together until you have completed a parenting class, passed a drug test, and in the case of Jamie Lynn, graduated from high school.
And to be honest--a brain transplant wouldn't do either of you skanks any harm.
And Jamie Lynn--make sure that coffee's a decaf.
Where's her preggo pooch if she's 12 weeks along? Is that what happens when you're knocked up before you're legal? I sorta figured they announced her pregnancy since she was showing or something. Lynn must have wanted the publicity for the holidays.
It's going to take a hell of a lot more than red string to keep those legs closed...