Newlywed Scott Baio - "My parents were married 53 years, good and bad," the actor told PEOPLE recently. "Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can. I don't know, 53 years with the same human being? I can't be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody."
Oh Scott, now you know how your show makes us feel.
Just goes to show that there is someone out there ready to take up with anyone if they have even the slightest bit of *celebrity* attached to their name, no matter how dubious. But then she's a 35 year old former Playboy model... with an 18 year old daughter. Not the smartest one in the bunch anyway.
Is it me or does he just seem like a douche?
No SueFromSC, it's not just you. At least he keeps his clothes on, unlike Danny Bonaduce.