Some mornings the children of Mamarazzi are dropped off at school by a Mama wearing pajama bottoms and an old sweatshirt which boldly proclaims the Greek letters of a fraternity of some guy she once dated... the children of Mamarazzi are always slightly mortified and plead, "Don't get out of the car!"
We think they need to count their blessings.
Because at least our face stays on without tape.
Michael Jackson on a Barnes and Nobel shopping spree with Paris, Paris and Blanket
Oh my, was the BABY shaving him?
He's staring to look slightly reptilian, isn't he?
You know, if he's going to take the trouble to put on a hat and a scarf, he should also cover that strange shit up.
Will his nose still support the (reading?!)glasses he's holding? Yikes.
Um..
It looks like he's covering up herpes.. WTF ?!
In a way it looks like a bad wax job just waiting to happen.
Check out the book he's holding.
Let's hope it doesn't give him any new ideas for plastic surgery.
wait? His fraternity let "mere" girlfriends wear letters? I am envious : )
my big downfall is that I never manage to brush my teeth before school dropoff. I must look like a dental (un)health poster child.
Holy Mother of God.
Ok I take it back. I didn't think there could be anything worse than the wiener-snippings post but I was wrong. I am on my knees begging forgiveness for asking you to put up a new post. I am truly truly sorry. I should remember to be "Careful of what I ask for."