We all know the SNL video, right? And we all saw guys who thought it would be a brilliant Halloween costume. But who knew that Marilyn Manson's mother was so far ahead of the curve?
Rings by the local pawn broker. Lipstick by Joan Crawford.
It seems that Manson's mother saved his foreskin. And keeps it in a contact lens case.
(To tell you the truth, there doesn't seem to be much left.)
She's even threatened to auction it off.
So we? Are canceling our eBay accounts. You can never be too careful. Hacking happens. And that's one auction we wouldn't want to "win."
Oh. Vomit.
I'm with Kristin. Vomit.
I know. Isn't it creepy? But it shows us two things: first of all, creepiness is hereditary. Also, it proves yet once more, that sometimes the celebrity-parenting craziness comes not from celebrities who are parents, but from the parents of celebrities (Ma and Pa Lohan spring immediately to mind.)
Um, ewwwww.
At least it was from his circumcision as an infant...I mean think about the wacked out things Brian* does. So as nasty as it is, maybe it could be worse???
*I only ever refer to the freak by his real name because it's such a wussy name...kinda brings home the fact that he's a dork/freak, hehee (no offense to any nondork/nonfreak Brians out there...)
Ok I to a major squick-out every time I see this post so someone PLEASE post something else!!! I know it was NOT a stupid celebrity parent-free weekend. There is plenty of material out there.