And who are these old guys?
Whoa, seems that Britney wasn't the only one releasing a new CD on Tuesday. The Backstreet Boys, who over the years have shared management, songwriters and precious bodily fluids with with Brit Brit, rose from the dead with a new CD and a slew of daytime TV appearances. This is totally unlike Britney, who's too busy taking showers and swapping barmaids' outfits to do any promotion for her new CD.
And, according to our research, at least one Backstreet Boy now has a kid, qualifying them for Mamarazzi snarking!
We're surprised that they're still together. Our burning question: Does anybody care?
Really, let us know. We're all friends here. If you're buying their CD we'll have boy bands to make fun of again.

Nah.
In spite of the cool use of black, white, and gray in their publicity photo, they're not cool enough for me to care.
I think I'm offended that you filed this under Aging "ROCKERS". Come On!
True, the "rockers" is a bit of a stretch but we don't have an "Aging Poppers" category...
awwww c'mon... what if they're... you know... good?? Give 'em just a little break until we hear something from it and THEN it's open for snark.
Not to worry. We always do our research and only snark at the snark worthy.
I love how they all seemed to have gotten their clothes at Mr. Rogers House of Formal Wear, and how the guy in the black v-neck is giving the stink eye to the dude busting a move on his left.
Rock on with your bad selves, gentlemen.
Will I get kicked out of the cool moms club if I admit to having "I Want it That Way" on my iPod?
No, really. It's awesome cool-down music when I work out.
I'm not interested - wasn't the first time, definitely not the second time.